March 27, 2009

Me love me friends
Me love watching Rockers
Ask what else me love
And me say candy clockers.

Me don't know what this mean
We stock shock-blockers
Me don't know what this mean
We rhyme with me knickers.

We bring on the tweets
And we bring on the kickers
We live on the streets
We live near the vicar's.

If you come where we live
We give you bread and wine
We shake out the salt
We swim in the brine.

To drum me use a spoon
Cause me fork can't keep tine.

And now we crack a book
And slip undercover
And now we crack a book
And wake up book-lover.

So say goodnight
To the moon and the stars
So sing goodnight
To the loons in the bars.

We talk a lot of treacle
And we always see it running.
We talk a lot of treacle
(He say "Girl, keep it coming.")

Me dance it all around
We slow to a tickle
Me stub me little toe
Me in quite a pickle.

Said buoy you don't bug me
You patch up mozaic
Said gyal you don't bug me
You rhyme homeo-static.

Me gone so long
You talking wit' me ghosty
You conceive and perceive
But you get it wrong, mostly.

Gyal turn 'round and check
Me in the attic.
Fetch me toothbrush down,
Quit channelin' all this static.

Me turn 'round buoy
Me turn you marble gnat
Me say you better brush up
Brush up and command it.

More TK.

Posted by Melissa Price at 10:13 PM | Comments (0)





Life Dress

If we had transportation like this in the Richmond--light rail, no discarded KFC on the floor, smooth ride, quick, I might not need a break. As it is, we only have dirty bumpy buses in this part of the city. Even the life dress wouldn't do much good. Plus, chances are excellent I'd be entertained by this guys.

Posted by Melissa Price at 08:09 PM



March 26, 2009

Celebrities are making our lives miserable, II.

I came home this evening to discover Tracy Jordan in our shower. He used all my St. Ives Citrus Bodywash.

Barbara Walters was in the kitchen cooking blueberry pancakes.

Posted by Melissa Price at 10:40 PM





Elsewhere.

I am dreaming of a much smaller place -- fewer cars, less population density, less noise. Or different noise. Fewer sirens and car alarms. More nature sounds. I am so over this city -- body, mind, heart and soul.

Now for a plan.

Posted by Melissa Price at 06:52 PM





Try going an hour without power?

Sure.

And why not up the ante?

Try going a day without a car?

Posted by Melissa Price at 11:50 AM



March 24, 2009

A very articulate and mature 17-year-old.

Posted by Melissa Price at 05:56 PM





The Branding of Tap Water

World Water day, March 22, was established in 1992 by the United Nations Conference on Environment and Development. It was intended to raise awareness that this precious, rapidly shrinking resource must be protected and preserved.

So how is it that bottled water companies are allowed to buy water permits on the cheap, drain our aquifers, and reap tremendous profits by selling our water back to us?

Simple. They’ve built a powerful brand. Their aquaprop has been so successful that Americans consume about four billion gallons of bottled water annually. Production of the bottles manufactured to contain this water consumes about 17 million barrels of oil per year. And the bulk of the bottles, roughly 80 percent, wind up in landfills. Also, in the U.S., tap water is more strictly monitored and regulated than bottled water.

The bottled water industry banks on common misconceptions about the quality of the water they sell versus the quality of the water that flows, far more cheaply, through our taps.

Dasani and Aquafina and the like is not plumbed from pristine mountain springs and spirited into containers by angelic water nymphs. It’s mostly just regular old tap water.

Or, as Eric Yaverbaum, co-founder of Tappening--an organization that attempts to “unsell” bottled water by touting the benefits of tap water--puts it, “The public buys cascading waterfalls on labels that is not what they’re getting. I take incredible issue with a company like Coca-Cola, which sells Dasani. Why can’t they put the source of the water on their label? If you call up Coca-Cola, they’ll tell you, ‘Of course the source is municipal tap water. Everyone knows that.’ Everyone does not know that.”

So what can be done to wean people from their bottled water habit?

The guys at Tappening have an idea: Why not build a brand for U.S. tap water? After all, it’s low-cost, safe and sustainable.

In the year and a half since Tappening launched, the organization has sold 400,000 reusable BPF-free bottles promoting their pro-tap message. They say they want to make tap water cool. The kind of cool they’re touting is up against the old-school disposable-accessory “cool” of bottled water. Tappening’s notion is that tap water is new-school cool--reusable and sustainable.

Tappening’s newest campaign, Greed, encourages site visitors to vote on whether the duo is “greedy entrepreneurs,” “selfless environmentalists” or “both.” Says Yaverbaum, “While educating the public and doing good for the environment, we’re certainly not going to apologize for making money. We’d actually like to promote Tappening as a business model, and hope many more corporations, large and small, will find doing good for the environment while making money to be an attractive idea.”

-- MJP

Posted by Melissa Price at 12:13 PM | Comments (0)



March 23, 2009

Volcano monitoring. It gets me every time!

The volcano is called Redoubt.

Definition:

–noun Fortification.
1. an isolated work forming a complete enclosure of any form, used to defend a prominent point.
2. an independent earthwork built within a permanent fortification to reinforce it.

Hmm ... seems almost to describe the m.o. of the olde Bush Administration, whose decisions frequently caused us to re-doubt their authoritah.

I could go on for pages, but no one really wants that to happen.

Posted by Melissa Price at 06:01 PM



March 22, 2009

Some good points.

Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, who grew up as a Republican and was head of the New York Fed for five years, sees things from the point of view of that wellspring of masters of the universe, Goldman Sachs. (His Treasury chief of staff was a Goldman lobbyist, who fought then-Senator Obama’s attempt to curb executive compensation — just as Geithner has done within the administration.)

-- Mauren Dodd

Politicians are still politicians. And it's still important to keep watch and stay involved.

Posted by Melissa Price at 06:59 PM





Lovely but not all that strange. Scroll down and click the link for more. Interesting, though these don't seem to work on the level the artist says she intends--not disturbing enough, I think, in part because she uses color and composition so well. Such polish. Beauty = irresistible and often dangerous. Difficult to make a straightforward--and, in this case, conventionally beautiful-- aesthetic work that subverts and disturbs (even when using unusual juxtapositions). Of course, I have also been jaded by Cover Girl's tropical palette eyeshadow offerings, as well as sunsets, walks on the beach, etc. etc.

-- Andrew Sullivan's Daily Dish, which I can't seem to get enough of, lately.

Posted by Melissa Price at 12:04 PM





You have to admire the honesty:

"The truth is, I get kind of bored with a lot of ordinary people. It's not that I think that I'm better than they are (if anything, I think they're probably better than I am, because it's easier for them to be happy and just live their lives, whereas for some reason I don't seem to be happy just living my life; it always feels like I'm looking for something new, not ordinary). Given that predisposition, I try to find people who don't seem familiar."

-- William T. Vollmann, 1993 (a long time ago--who knows how he feels now--maybe I'll write and ask)

Posted by Melissa Price at 11:45 AM





Really? I just thought of Freud as kind of a coked-out pervy parasite. But that's probably not fair. He knew nothing of biochemistry. And was very interested in weaving his own projections over and around his what? Analysands? In the end they were all wrapped up cozily in spider webs.

We've learned a lot since then.

Jung was different, smarter, less self-centered.

Explain = to lay flat.

Hmm ...


Posted by Melissa Price at 10:07 AM





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