On the cover of the new Oprah, well, a few things....

But the one that really caught my attention: "Does your UNDERWEAR need an overhaul? 52 uplifting solutions"

There is also, down at the bottom, a teaser for an Oprah interview with "one of the world's wisest women."

I'm guessing this doesn't refer to the underwear lady, but who knows.

In any case, one of the bits in the magazine is an interview with Buddhist nun Pema Chodron, who does seem pretty wise.

Which brings me to the question I wish had been answered in the pages of the magazine and which, well, I kind of felt I was led to BELIEVE would be answered, which is, NATURALLY:

What kind of underwear does a Buddhist nun wear?

Dear Oprah, I was promised uplift on the cover of your magazine, but all I got was one big letdown.