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Jimmy Carter Voted Slanted Person of the Year Not only is he a loving and generous man who helps poor people, he's also a prolific carpenter and writer. Plus, we saw the man on the Daily Show yesterday and he is smokin'! When did he get so hot? Maybe it's the white hair.... Posted by Melissa Price at 11:55 AMAlaska Why is it that I think I can warm my hands on your icy surfaces? And why do I imagine that this rough pilgrimage will bring me any closer to the nourishment I seek? When all around, polar bears are drowning. And fish are feverishly reciting excerpts from The Holy Mackerel. Meanwhile, the new year rises. 
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