December 16, 2005

But WB doesn't want footnotes.

Only footsteps.

And no he is NOT a Whateverist.

Far from it.

"Whatevers" work to weed out the b.s.

Whatever's left is more, not less.

Remember you came in at the beginning

Of the story.

There is more to come,

More churning and glory, some actions

Sweet, others dark and gorey.

Revisionists, it seems,

Have already set to work.

Alert the office! Call in the clerk!

Posted by Melissa Price at 12:27 PM



December 13, 2005

Recipes

Here are the ingredients for making your own dishwashing soap--the measurements are up to you.

Two fresh lemons, well-scrubbed
Baking soda
Filtered water

Fill a bowl with water, lemon juice, sliced lemons, and baking soda. Stir a few times, and get to work.

Now that you've washed the dishes, you'll want dessert.

Ingredients:

Marscapone
Allspice
Cinnamon
Honey
Organic bananas
Almond slivers

Expedients:

Put marscapone in small mixing bowl, along with allspice, cinnamon, and honey. Mix well. Taste. Adjust accordingly.

Slice bananas and arrange on plate/in dish.

Put a dollop of marscapone on top of the bananas and cover the whole thing with almond slivers and a dusting of cinnamon.

Use walnuts instead of almonds if you prefer. Use vanilla yogurt instead of marscapone. Or creamy tofu. Or light cream cheese.

Takes about five minutes to prepare.

Posted by Melissa Price at 07:56 PM





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