Here are the ingredients for making your own dishwashing soap--the measurements are up to you.

Two fresh lemons, well-scrubbed
Baking soda
Filtered water

Fill a bowl with water, lemon juice, sliced lemons, and baking soda. Stir a few times, and get to work.

Now that you've washed the dishes, you'll want dessert.

Ingredients:

Marscapone
Allspice
Cinnamon
Honey
Organic bananas
Almond slivers

Expedients:

Put marscapone in small mixing bowl, along with allspice, cinnamon, and honey. Mix well. Taste. Adjust accordingly.

Slice bananas and arrange on plate/in dish.

Put a dollop of marscapone on top of the bananas and cover the whole thing with almond slivers and a dusting of cinnamon.

Use walnuts instead of almonds if you prefer. Use vanilla yogurt instead of marscapone. Or creamy tofu. Or light cream cheese.

Takes about five minutes to prepare.